Talking dog for sale

Written by Bob on October 31st, 2009

A man answers an ad for a talking dog.

When he shows up at the owner’s house, sure enough the dog can talk about any subject – religion, politics, sports – anything.

“How much you want for him,” asks the interested buyer.

“Ten dollars,” says the owner.

“I’ve got to ask you,” says the dumbstruck buyer, amazed that anyone would sell a talking dog for $10, “why are you selling your talking dog so cheap? He should be worth a fortune.”

“Well, because the dog has one heck of a problem,” said the owner.

“What is it?” asks the buyer.

“You can’t believe a word he says!” says the owner.

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