A man’s wife dies. But during the funeral what can only be described as an accidental miracle happens.
While the pallbearers were carrying the casket into the church, they hit the church door and the casket cover sprang open.
And up sat the man’s wife alive and well.
“Honey, isn’t it great, I’m alive!” she says joyously to her shocked and startled husband.
Eight years go by and the wife dies again.
And again the pall bearers begin to carry her casket into the church. As they near the church door, the husband, sitting in the front pew, leaps up, turns, and shouts to the pall bearers:
“Be careful, don’t hit the door!”