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Far right Rush Limbaugh wants NFL team

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Rush Limbaugh

YUCAIPA, CA – Rush Limbaugh and the NFL. A marriage made in … Be my guest and fill in the rest.

By now you’ve heard the news that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has his heart set on owning an NFL team – the St. Louis Rams.

Of course, if this comes about, Rush being Rush, he’s certain to make some changes. Some big changes. I believe Rush will make re-naming the team his top priority.

Rams? Way too liberal for Rush.

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King for a day

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

YUCAIPA – My wish has finally been granted. I’ve been anointed “King For A Day.”

The call came early yesterday morning. An official-sounding voice said, “you have 24 hours to enact all the decrees you wish. Then you must abdicate your throne.”

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