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California Czar’s buzz cut will save water

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

YuleBrynner The late Yul Brynner typifies the new California look to conserve water.

YUCAIPA, Calif. – California is running out of water. To solve this dire dilemma, I’m appointing myself California Czar of Water Conservation. I don’t want any help. No board of directors, no commissioners, just me.

If you want to shorten my title and call me “Czar,” that’s fine. Now let’s get to work and solve one of the worst droughts in California history.

I’ve got a few great ideas to fix the problem.

First, no more hot showers.

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